
I don’t date older men. I collect them.
This “I Prefer Older Men” tee features vintage-inspired portraits of Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin—with their respective $50 and $100 values making the real preference perfectly clear.
Designed with old-fashioned engraved details, romantic flourishes, and little coral hearts, it’s equal parts vintage charm and financial honesty.
Whenever someone asks if I collect anything, I tell them the truth: pictures of Benjamin Franklin. This shirt is that joke, made wearable.
A fun gift for women who appreciate clever humor, money jokes, and older men with excellent face value. Tear-away label and true-to-size fit make it simple to wear and care for. Wear it solo on warm mornings, layered under a cardigan for cool evenings, or pack it for trips when you want comfort that travels well.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — breathable and soft
- Semi-fitted silhouette that flatters without feeling tight
- Durable construction: double-needle hems and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and side seams to maintain fit
- Tear-away label, runs true to size, meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
FULFILLMENT & SHOP POLICIES
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 19.00 | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.50 | 15.25 | 16.25 | 17.00 |
Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold the shirt's shape longer and lend it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 65% cotton, 35% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium.
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