T-Shirt - "Please Don't Make Me Count" for Crochet Knitting Yarn Lovers
Counting stitches is a perfectly reasonable part of knitting and crochet—right up until someone speaks to you.
Please Don’t Make Me Count is for fiber artists who know the particular joy of reaching the end of a row and having absolutely no idea whether the number in their head was 37, 38, or something they imagined entirely. Ornate yarn, crochet hooks, lavender, thistles, and vintage botanical details give the joke an old-world treatment with just enough drama for a very serious matter: please stop talking while I’m counting.
Made responsibly with durable cotton and thoughtful construction, the classic crew and relaxed fit keep movement easy and comfort constant. The neutral tone plays well with denim, corduroy, or an old field jacket — familiar pieces for people who favor honest design and quiet details.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves and inner neck labels, DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp, detailed print
- Natural color shows subtle black flecks from unprocessed cotton for a vintage, artisanal look
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
FULFILLMENT & SHOP POLICIES
Production Time:
Every item is custom-made to order just for you! Please allow 3–5 business days for production before your order ships out.
Color Accuracy:
Please note that colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in monitor, phone, and device display settings.
Custom Made-to-Order & Returns:
Because of this personalized process, all sales are final. We cannot accommodate cancellations, order modifications, size changes, or returns if you change your mind. Please carefully review the sizing charts provided in the images before checking out!
Damaged or Defective Items:
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or with any manufacturing defects, Printify has you covered! A 100% free replacement or refund will be issued.
How to get help:
Simply open your order confirmation or shipping email from Printify, click the support link, and submit a clear photo of the issue within 30 days of delivery. Printify's automated support team will process your replacement or refund immediately!
| S | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 18.00 | 19.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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